mtor
06-02-2005, 11:47 AM
Just recieved this email. funny stuff
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or
get married and wish you were dead.
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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger?"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to
let her keep him.
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Young son: "Is it true Dad that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: "That happens in every country, son."
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say, talk in your sleep.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.
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First guy: "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they
find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto
the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk .?After a while, the
husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as
he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of
rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me
crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR
stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or
get married and wish you were dead.
***************************
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger?"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
***************************
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to
let her keep him.
***************************
Young son: "Is it true Dad that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: "That happens in every country, son."
***************************
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say, talk in your sleep.
***************************
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.
***************************
First guy: "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
***************************
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they
find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto
the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk .?After a while, the
husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as
he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of
rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me
crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR
stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell